The Elusive Oh's

Why is Quaker Oh's cereal so difficult to find?  It is delicious and cheap.  Like $2 a box cheap.  The only place that sells it in the Memphis area is the West Memphis Wal-Mart.  I hate Wal-Mart.  This is not because I oppose the company's business practices or care whatsoever about the fact that it doesn't provide health insurance.  The job requires no special skills or training.  Shut up.  I hate Wal-Mart because one can't even buy decent running socks there.  Dri-fit apparently eludes the merchandise buyers the way that Quaker Oh's elude me.  The deli at Wal-Mart sucks.  The "seafood" selection involves Krab and frozen shrimp.  Herb selection?  Riiiiiiiight.  It is a terrible place but remains the only place that sells the delicious Quaker Oh's.  Sadness!